Tag: Mac OSX

Kaseya Agent Procedure – Make A Mac Sing A Stupid Song

Cubert has noting better to do with his time then to play with the Text to Speach functions available on a Mac. Well today he has put together a smaill Kaseya Agent Procedure that sings a little song to to the unspecting user of a Mac system.  Just import the script and launch it against the unsupecting to get a quick laugh. You can do one further by modifing the script and using it to announce the start or finish of a script or process your running on a users Mac. A good example of this would be to announce to the user that backups have started and to not sut down the system untill the voice tells you to.

Download – > Kaseya Agent Procedure_Make_Mac_sing_stupid_song

There is a lot fo things you could use this for but the funnest of all is to just let your imagination run wild!!

 

You can edit the script and change the voice sytles, the text it speaks or the volumn you want to set for the speakers.

 

 

Enjoy

 

Cubert

[Kaseya Agent Procedure] Mac OSX and Windows – Send A Friend a YouTube Video Surprise!

Kaseya YouTube Me Script Plays Youtube videos on desktop inside a player.

Here is a script that carries a warning, Use Wisely… I am not responsible for misuse! If you play porn on the bosses PC why he is in a meeting with the board of directors I am not liable for your termination and or execution depending on the boss…

Now with that disclaimer said here is what I made for you. This script will “based on the OS installed” (Windows) copies a portable version of VLC to c:\temp and runs it with a URL as a option or (Mac OSX) Downloads a DMG of VLC and installes it if not found already on system and then runs the same URL.

The URL is a cartoon of a stick guy beating himself to death while a stupid song plays in the backgrond. It will pop up on the desktop of the user logged in and if the speakers are up it may be a jolt!

Here are the files you will need

The script -> Procedure YouTube Me

WIndow Portable VLC -> Windows VLC

Mac OSX VLC (dmg)    vlc.2.0.1 

Download all 3 files and upload the VLC files to your VSA SharedFiles Folder. Edit script after importing it into Kaseya and make sure you do not have any red lines in code. If so you may have file location issues, check where you uploaded VLC files. Post here any good YouTube URL to use for script.

Have fun

Cubert 😎

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[Kaseya Agent Procedure] Mac OSX Diagnostic data collection scripts

Collect Application, Network, Firewall, Ethernet and Diagnostic information from Mac OSX

Download Here -> MacOSX Diagnostics

Cubert (Me) has been tasked with learning and creating useful scripts for Mac OSX systems. Here are some of the first scripts to come out. Our techs requested after the first week using the tools in Kaseya what would help make job just a bit easier and they reported back wanting some basic information stored in Kaseya that keeps them from having to access system to confirm settings.

 

That spawned on a quick set of scripts that go out and collect the following information and stores it in a text file inside Kaseya available in the “Get File” area inside LiveConnect -> Agent Data Select Get File tab or during a hover over a orb when pop out information window shows up you can click “Get File”. Each file is named based on test run and makes for quick access to Applications and firewall settings.

Enjoy

Cubert  😎